davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

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jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes

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this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

no one can convince me otherwise. 

(Source: fyeahmovieclub)

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christiandinoor:

69chainzzz420:

Incredible

0-100 at light speed

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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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africandad:

africanson:

my dad went to the gas station 9 years ago and never came back

sorry son my car broke down

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thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

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stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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